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Chris Williams

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Waking Up is Hard to Do

Wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up - Zack de la Rocha (Rage Against the...

Wet Places and Friendly Faces

Like most Tlellians, I abhor the idea of personal hygiene. In fact, I will refuse to shower unless I am either really cold or...

Missing Chocolate and Friendly Frolf

Have you ever been in that situation where you bought your partner a bunch of Christmas presents that included some boxes of chocolate, but...

Bots: Should I Be Worried?

Being the thrifty sort, I prefer to save my money rather than waste it on things like fancy speaker systems and music libraries. Instead,...

Microplastics, They’re Fantastic!

(If you sang the title of this column to the tune of “Barbie Girl” by the acclaimed Danish-Norwegian Europop band Aqua, then you are...

“Must be nice!”

It has often been said that the hardest thing for people to learn in life is what we don't know. Life and experience teach...

Time travel won’t fix my nachos

NEWSFLASH — Time travel is not difficult! Contrary to what you may have seen in the modern world's version of educational videos (Hollywood movies), time...

This firewood isn’t going to stack itself!

As someone who considers themselves a bit of a health guru, I can say with confidence that self-inflicted torture exercise is incredibly important for...

OMG! That deer is so hot!

Last week, after a long day of showering (which I do once a month to soften my toenails for easier harvesting), I happened to...

There’s no place like chrome

In light of the current state of the world, I thought it might be fitting to take a more serious tone with this column. Sometimes,...

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